My Blogger Profile is Lame

As some of my long time readers (and by long time I mean a few months) know, I think that the Blogger Profiler is, well, stupid. Recently, I have lamented over the fact that I dislike my official Blogger Profile.

It's not that it's not true, it's just a boring format. Sorry Google, but there I said it.

The format is boring.

So, I've decided to take a more snarky realistic approach to who I am and the universe in which I exist.

I've suspected on more than one occasion that I have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). This is due largely in part to the fact that I can hear many conversations in my head when it comes to making a decision.

Meet the Key Players in My Realm:

The Loud Mouth - she's usually yelling over everyone else. (Seriously, insert any phrase that a truck driver would say.)

The Pleaser - she's the meek one. She does what everyone else wants. Her response is usually "I don't know. What do you want to do?"

The Pixie - she's the one that never grew up. I think this is where my love of all things pink and sparkly comes from. Oh, and my love of flip-flops, gum drops, Blow Pops....ok we need to stop.

The Dare Devil - it was at her insistence we bought the hot pink and black polka-dot peek toe platforms with a black patent leather flower.

The Voice of Reason - she made us return the polka-dot platforms. (Loud Mouth was yelling 'Bitch!' at the top of her lungs during the return process.)

The Geek - if you must know I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering with a Minor in Aerospace Technology. Yes, I push paper for a living. Don't judge me. She tells the Voice of Reason at least once a week that according to her calculations we have plenty of gas to get to work, we can stop tomorrow morning.

and of course

The Mom - she tells everyone that if they don't shut up and listen there'll be no lunchtime trip to DSW.