That would be our current weekend, starting today at 4pm.
4pm - 6pm: The Kid has baseball practice.
5pm - 7pm: The Littlest Kid has a baseball game.
8:00am: The Littlest Kid needs a haircut
9:00am: Vet appointment
11:00am: The Littlest Kid has football try-outs
1:30pm - 4pm: The Kid has a baseball game (He has to be there at 12:30pm.)
2:00pm - The Littlest Kid has a birthday party to go to.
4:15pm: The Littlest Kid has baseball practice.
1:30pm - 4pm: The Kid has a baseball game
7:30pm - 9pmish: The Littlest Kid has a baseball game.
In between all of this we will eat something, maybe sleep, and wash 4 sets of baseball uniforms and practice clothes once per kid per day.
So Wednesday when The Kid came out with this you shouldn't be at all surprised by my Shakespearesque response:
The Kid: Oh, mom, by the way. I joined the Track Team at school.
Seriously people. I'm just going to give up sleeping.