While we were out school shopping Sunday I was really showing my higher education...
Me: I could live comfortably for the rest of my life with $40 million.
Kid: $40? I could do $10 million.
Kid: Wait. Maybe $20. No, $25. Definitely $25 million. I want to have a yacht.
Me: A yacht?
Kid: Yeah, but not a big one.
Me: You'd have to have someone 'yacht-it' for you or what fun would that be.
Kid: 'Yacht-it?' That's using your words....*laugh*
Me: I meant drive-it. Shut up.