It's been awhile. The Kid's been at camp for the last two weeks.
My phone rings and I see it's the Ex
Kid: Hi mom.
Me: How was camp?
Kid: Good. Um, I didn't call this week because I broke my phone.
Me: *ahem* How broken?
Kid: Well, the screen is cracked.
Me: How did you manage to do that?
Kid: I think I rolled over on it while I was sleeping.