Me: Can you grab the soup pot out of the fridge and put it on the counter?
Kid: Jeezsus this thing weighs a ton.
Me: What? We're Italian. I'm afflicted with the 'Not Enough' gene.
Kid: You made enough for us AND the poor!
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Kid: I need $20 bucks. I need to pay my class dues.
Me: I already paid that.
Kid: No, that was the $10 you gave me for my orchestra dry cleaning fee, for my tux.
Me: What do I look like, an ATM?
Kid: No. Well, maybe. It depends on what I'm asking for.
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Smart ass.
3 comments:
Sometimes I wish i had written down all the conversations my kid's have with me. HI-Larious. I know I've tweeted them. Maybe I can print my old tweets and set them aside.....Why I am I rambling in your comment box?! LMAO Any who I LOVE kids. This was funny, and I need more coffee
At least he didn't say something smartass like "Depends on what you're wearing" because that would be a completely different post. And potentially written during the one hour of computer time per week they allow when you're in prison.
Smart ass? Gee, I wonder where he got that from? ;-)
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