Burn Notice is the Kid's new favorite TV show and I can't believe I hadn't thought of this sooner...
Kid (watching Burn Notice on laptop and not really paying attention to me): Yeah?
Me: EVERYTHING on that show is off limits.
Me: EV-ER-RY-THING, capiche?
Kid: Fine. But the flash-bang thingy looked cool.
Me: Do. Not. Even. Think. About it.
Kid: Kill joy.
Me: My job is never done.