Soooo, back in March Operation Million Dollar Smile began. For those of you too lazy to click, The Kid got braces, they pulled out some teeth to make room for other teeth.
After what seemed like countless trips to the orthodontist, he informed us that the teeth that where supposed to fill the gaps in his head were only working on one side.
Oh Christ, what does that mean?
He went on to describe a procedure where they slice open the gum and expose the tooth, gag, so that he can attach a bracket. Therefore making it easier to line up the tooth as it should be.
Long story short, 2 weeks ago the boy goes to his dentist, he exposes the tooth, we then go next door to the orthodontist who attaches the bracket and then tells us he wants to see the boy in a week.
Yesterday we go in for the follow up appointment only to be told that the exposure is wrong. It's his jaw bone you can see and the tooth is actually BEHIND his other teeth on the palette!
I think my face must have said, 'You Must Be Joking I'm Going to Kill You Now!' Because he immediately called the dentist and the boy went next door to have this debacle fixed.
Six shots of Novocain later the dentist has removed the bracket, stitched up the boy's gum, and cut open the roof of his mouth so we can return to the orthodontist to have a bracket put on.
Seriously, I felt faint....
He was thoroughly pissed by the time we got home yesterday, not that I blame him. I told him he would thank me eventually.
He shot me a dirty look which I'm pretty sure would've been followed by a string of profanities if his mouth hadn't been full of gauze.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Operation Million Dollar Smile - The Gruesome Chapter
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Random Kid Convo of the Week
Burn Notice is the Kid's new favorite TV show and I can't believe I hadn't thought of this sooner...
Me: Boy?
Kid (watching Burn Notice on laptop and not really paying attention to me): Yeah?
Me: EVERYTHING on that show is off limits.
Kid: But...
Me: EV-ER-RY-THING, capiche?
Kid: Fine. But the flash-bang thingy looked cool.
Me: Do. Not. Even. Think. About it.
Kid: Kill joy.
Me: My job is never done.
Me: Boy?
Kid (watching Burn Notice on laptop and not really paying attention to me): Yeah?
Me: EVERYTHING on that show is off limits.
Kid: But...
Me: EV-ER-RY-THING, capiche?
Kid: Fine. But the flash-bang thingy looked cool.
Me: Do. Not. Even. Think. About it.
Kid: Kill joy.
Me: My job is never done.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Some exclusions may apply...
Christmas shopping should be fun, not an exercise is futility.
The BF and I decided that we wanted to get his father the Keurig coffee maker for Christmas. I noticed the last time we were over for Sunday dinner that his Mr. Coffee was looking a bit tired and let's be honest, it's a pain to make a pot for just one person.
Enter the Bed Bath & Beyond circular that arrived in the mailbox yesterday. To my surprise there was a 20% off coupon on the back and the very coffee maker we were looking for on the front.
Nirvana you'd say? Well, not so fast.
I always read the fine print on these types of coupons for fear that I'll get to the register and find out they want my first born along with payment.
The coupon has 20% in gigantic red font followed by:
This discount cannot be applied to All-Clad, Alessi, Arthur Court, Brookstone, DKNY, kate spade, Kosta Boda, Le Creuset, Llardo, Nambe, Monique Lhuillier, Nautica, Orrefors, Riedel, Shun, Swarovski, T-Tech, Vera Wang, Victorinox Luggage, Vitamix, Waterford, Wusthof, or Zwilling. And don't forget Argington, Baby Jogger, BEABA, BOB, Bugaboo, Bumblebee, ERGObaby, Mountain Buggy, Oeuf, Orbit Baby, Peg Perego, Plan Toys, Svan, Teutonia, Under Armour, Uppa Baby, baby furniture, diapers, wipes, formula, baby food or portrait studio services.
So basically, everything is the store except the frigging coffee maker!
Honestly?
This just pisses me off.
Why have a coupon at all? Just put the damn coffee maker on sale and call it a day.
I loathe shady attempts to get me into stores. It makes me want to shop there less.
Anybody else?
The BF and I decided that we wanted to get his father the Keurig coffee maker for Christmas. I noticed the last time we were over for Sunday dinner that his Mr. Coffee was looking a bit tired and let's be honest, it's a pain to make a pot for just one person.
Enter the Bed Bath & Beyond circular that arrived in the mailbox yesterday. To my surprise there was a 20% off coupon on the back and the very coffee maker we were looking for on the front.
Nirvana you'd say? Well, not so fast.
I always read the fine print on these types of coupons for fear that I'll get to the register and find out they want my first born along with payment.
The coupon has 20% in gigantic red font followed by:
This discount cannot be applied to All-Clad, Alessi, Arthur Court, Brookstone, DKNY, kate spade, Kosta Boda, Le Creuset, Llardo, Nambe, Monique Lhuillier, Nautica, Orrefors, Riedel, Shun, Swarovski, T-Tech, Vera Wang, Victorinox Luggage, Vitamix, Waterford, Wusthof, or Zwilling. And don't forget Argington, Baby Jogger, BEABA, BOB, Bugaboo, Bumblebee, ERGObaby, Mountain Buggy, Oeuf, Orbit Baby, Peg Perego, Plan Toys, Svan, Teutonia, Under Armour, Uppa Baby, baby furniture, diapers, wipes, formula, baby food or portrait studio services.
So basically, everything is the store except the frigging coffee maker!
Honestly?
This just pisses me off.
Why have a coupon at all? Just put the damn coffee maker on sale and call it a day.
I loathe shady attempts to get me into stores. It makes me want to shop there less.
Anybody else?
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