Usually this would be Random Kid Convo but we've had such a rash of one-liners lately I thought I'd go with those.
Things you hear from the boys around the dinner table:
Littlest Kid: "You wouldn't believe the amount of jack-assery that goes on in my class."
(Is jack-assery even a word?)
The Kid: "And then we went into the locker room after gym...and all of the Asians were on top of the lockers. No, I don't know why."
This one had me peeing my pants...my 5 yo nephew has developed a sense of exaggerated frustration about eeevverrrryyytthhhinngggg although his pronunciation could use some work.
The Kid: Why does he keep saying Cheezits?
Littlest Kid: He's not saying Cheezits.
The Kid: Well then what's he saying?
Littlest Kid: He's saying JESUS!
The Kid: Oh. OOHHHH.
And even though I haven't posted for a while it's good to see that somethings just never change.
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When they said "out of the mouths of babes" they weren't kidding were they? The Boy isn't much of a talker yet, but The Girl says some of the craziest things ever.
I'm entering jackassery into my phone's dictionary so I can now text it mercilessly. I left out the hyphen so it wouldn't be stealing...
Jack-assery is totally a word!
LMFAO!!! Oh, jack-assery is totally a word!
Too funny! There is a little boy at daycare and no one can understand him except Ryder :D
I say jackassery all the time. Some times it's the only word that fits.
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