Usually this would be Random Kid Convo but we've had such a rash of one-liners lately I thought I'd go with those.
Things you hear from the boys around the dinner table:
Littlest Kid: "You wouldn't believe the amount of jack-assery that goes on in my class."
(Is jack-assery even a word?)
The Kid: "And then we went into the locker room after gym...and all of the Asians were on top of the lockers. No, I don't know why."
This one had me peeing my pants...my 5 yo nephew has developed a sense of exaggerated frustration about eeevverrrryyytthhhinngggg although his pronunciation could use some work.
The Kid: Why does he keep saying Cheezits?
Littlest Kid: He's not saying Cheezits.
The Kid: Well then what's he saying?
Littlest Kid: He's saying JESUS!
The Kid: Oh. OOHHHH.
And even though I haven't posted for a while it's good to see that somethings just never change.